What is a Mountain?

I've decided that I live on a mountain.

After hearing over-and-over that there are no mountains in WV (just 'precipitous hills'), I looked up the definition of 'mountain'. (Actually, I didn't even do that LOL My son-in-law did - but that's a whole different story...)

It seems there is no height requirement; it is simply a topography thing (can't be flat on top)

Welllll - Nothing around here is flat! :)

As no one here has realized that I do, in fact, live on a mountain, I'm sure there will be no problem with my naming it.

I'm thinking of 'Mountain Mountain'.